Kim Kardashian’s cringiest ‘AHS: Delicate’ quotes

Kim Kardashian is anything but delicate on the latest season of “American Horror Story.”

In a role she was seemingly born to play, the billion dollar mogul stars as Siohban, a high-powered publicist who has mastered the art of perfection, especially when the world is watching.

She’s hired by the series’ protagonist, actress Anna Victoria Alcott (Emma Roberts) who, according to the official synopsis, “wants nothing more than to start a family, after multiple failed attempts of IVF. As the buzz around her recent film grows, she fears that something may be targeting her – and her pursuit of motherhood.”

Cara Delevingne, Michaela Jae Rodriguez, Denis O’Hare, Julie White, Tavi Gevinson, and “Succession” alums —Annabelle Dexter Jones and Juliana Canfield — all co-star on season 12 of the award-winning anthology series created by Ryan Murphy and Brad Falchuk.

“AHS: Delicate” may have just debuted on September 20, 2023, but Kardashian is already nabbing the spotlight in her biggest role to date with her crazy good acting chops and even crazier one-liners.

Here’s a breakdown of the reality tv star’s most controversial and cringey quotes from the series. The story here is simple: when Kim Kardashian opens her mouth what escapes from the American is often horrifying.

“American Horror Story” is produced by 20th Television. The Emmy and Golden Globe-award winning franchise is the longest running hour-long series in FX’s history.

She Plays The Name Game

Siobhan is not afraid to name drop to get her point across.

“Courteney Cox had some freak break into her house and steal her lingerie three times,” Siohban tells Anna when she get nervous that strange things are happening in her home. “The cops did nothing. They think if a woman’s in the public eye, she’s looking to be harassed. It’s sick.”

“We are going to pull a Wilde card. As in Olivia Wilde,” Siobhan advises after Anna faints at an awards show. “Don’t mention what happened and wait until everyone forgets slash low-key gaslight the people that do ask and make them think that they’re the problem. Because, you know, sexism.”

“Oh, honey, don’t cry,” Siobhan tells Anna after she delays her embryo transferto film Watch What Happens Live With Andy Cohen. “Your face cannot get puffy for Andy.” 

She Goes Below The Belt

With Siohban expect a reference to genitalia to always be a possibility

“Then tell the Daniels to suck my c—t. She’s not missing a press day for a f—king commercial shoot,” Siobhan says taking control of Anna’s career engagements. “It is exhausting being better than everyone.”

“What happened to you the other night was f—ked,” Siohban says. “But I need you to get it together. Do you know how hard my staff has worked for you? How many blowjobs were collectively given for you to even be considered? Derek’s jaw will probably never recover, but he knows how crucial these Gotham Awards are for your entire career’s trajectory.”

She’s never at a lost for words

“You’re my best friend,” she tells Anna. “Meeting you at that IVF support group was the only godforsaken thing I got out of that process.”

“F—k the patriarchy.”