OnlyFans model reveals her most bizarre DMs: ‘Stand on toys’

She’s more like an OnlyStands model.

A grocery clerk turned OnlyFans star is boggling minds after revealing the stranger requests she’s received from fans — including to stand on toys and smother herself in cake.

“There are definitely some strange requests sometimes,” the UK’s Ally Mae, 23, told the Mirror of these fetishist’s oddball asks. It was a story of bags to riches for the Lancashire resident, who went from earning £8 ($9.39) an hour at her local supermarket to raking in £25,000 (nearly $30,000) per month after she started posting on the subscription-only porn platform three years ago.

“I never thought I’d ever be making this much money in my life,” gushed Mae, who also regularly posts sultry snaps for her 38,000 Instagram followers. “It’s amazing. I have so many great opportunities.”

However, with this newfound fame and fortune came a cavalcade of kinky proposals in her direct messages from salivating subscribers.

“People like me standing on things, especially in heels,” the performer told the Mirror. “It can be anything — stand on paper, stand on stick figures, maybe even small items like toys.”

These entreaties might sound bizarre, perhaps even downright unsexy. However, Mae believes that standing sessions allow her to trod upon kinksters vicariously like a digital dominatrix, explaining: “I think that’s what they want, [for] me to stand on them.”

Another common request: the skin-monger’s hand in marriage.

“I get asked out a lot, which I guess makes sense, but lots of people tell me I’m wifey material,” explained the sex-hibitionist, who reportedly boasts 5,000 OnlyFans subscribers.

“It’s never gone further than that — I’ve never had a ring or anything,” Mae added. “It’s nice, but at the same time, I don’t know these people, so it can be a bit odd.”

And while the bombshell’s bread and butter come from flaunting herself on OnlyFans, she also makes a pretty penny rating people’s penises.

“The majority of people that sign up want those [penis ratings],” explained Mae, who was inspired by fellow pornographers reviewing people’s tallywackers. The self-proclaimed “professional d–k rater” started offering this service on her page for $10 a pop, and people began flocking to her site specifically so she could judge their private parts.

“I’d send an out-of-10 rating, then a line of what I like about it,” Mae explained. “A lot of people like details, so I’ve got to try and find something.”

Some allegedly even get titillated when she belittles their willy.

“I’ve given a 4/10 before — some people actually like humiliation, so they ask me to be really, really honest, then send a bad picture,” admitted the OnlyFans star.

Unfortunately, not all of the attention has been positive, according to Mae, who said she’s had people throw eggs at her and criticize her “career,” per Knewz.com. “I just try and tell myself it’s just silly stuff.”

And despite making people’s most outlandish “fantasies come true” for money, Mae insists that she’s actually “quite vanilla” in real life.

“I have cutesy-type vibes online — pink fur and pigtails, that’s my style,” the fantasy purveyor said. “That doesn’t really go with standing on people.

“I do dress like that, but I exaggerate my style online,” she added.

In the realm of strange tailor-made sex fantasies, Mae’s services don’t compare to those offered by freelance fetish aficionado Stephanie Matto, 31. Up until recently, the “90 Day Fiancé” alum allegedly made $50,000 per week hawking her jarred farts and breast sweat.

And then there’s ex-exotic dancer, Rebekka Blue, who became a millionaire at 28 by selling literal pieces of herself, including toenails, foot scrapings and even a used intrauterine device.