ACM host Dolly Parton teases threesome with Garth Brooks

Yee-haw, a ménage à trois!

The 58th Academy of Country Music Awards started off with a bang on Thursday evening, with co-hosts Dolly Parton and Garth Brooks dropping a dirty joke.

The legendary music icon, 77, quipped that she wanted to have a threesome with Brooks, 61, and his wife, Trisha Yearwood, 58.

While he graced the Ford Center stage in Frisco, Texas, the “No Fences” crooner labeled Parton as the “GOAT” — meaning she’s the “greatest of all time.”

The “9 to 5” singer then strolled onto the platform while pulling a cart with an actual goat sitting in it. 

“I’ve got your GOAT right here!” she laughed as she took her place next to Brooks.

Parton then couldn’t help but gush over her co-emcee’s musical gifts, saying: “He changed the name of country music forever.”

“In a flash, he became one of the biggest stars of all time,” she said.

Then the Tennessee native revealed why she believes that Brooks called her the “GOAT.”

“I think it stands for ‘Garth organized a threesome!’ ” she joked on air.

Parton added that she is the “Not Counting You” musician’s “hall pass” — meaning that she is his one chance to have an affair without any repercussions from his wife.

Yearwood and Brooks have been married since 2005, while Parton wedded Carl Thomas Dean in 1966.

Parton also sang a beautiful tribute to the late Loretta Lynn and Naomi Judd at the ceremony. She crooned the tune “Precious Memories” to honor the country stars, who both died last year.

After the song, Parton called Lynn “a hero and one of the most important, but still down-to-earth singer-songwriters in history.”

“And of course Naomi and I, well, we’re the same age, both real GOATs, Capricorns, and we loved big hair,” she went on. “I still do. And we loved that makeup. But above all else, we loved each other.”

Brooks then added that Parton’s commemorations of the late icons were “beautifully said.”

“Tonight, we lovingly remember all those we’ve lost in our country music family,” he stated. “And we promise to do our best to keep the circle forever unbroken in their memory.”

“I agree with that,” Parton chimed in.

The “Coal Miner’s Daughter” singer died in October 2022 at the age of 90 at her home in Hurricane Mills, Tennessee.

Judd died by suicide via a gunshot after years of struggling with mental illness in April 2022. She was 76 years old and was the mother of daughters Wynonna and Ashley Judd.