Antonio Conte, Thomas Tuchel and the handshake that has entered Premier League folklore – The Warm-Up

MONDAY’S BIG STORIES

Tuchel v Conte

We Brits are a sentimental bunch. Big backers of the “On This Day” trend and always eager for regular doses of nostalgia to help us remember the good times, and so it brought us great joy to watch peak “Barclays” in action, unfolding before our very eyes in the year 2022, with a moment that – at the time the Premier League celebrates its 30th birthday – will be remembered for 30 more years to come, at least.

“When you shake hands, I thought we look into each other’s eyes, but we had a different opinion so it was emotional,” Tuchel said, who in the searing London heat could hardly contain himself when Chelsea had gone 2-1 up in the second half.

“It’s emotional. You like it,” he added. “It was heated up and heated up. Just look at it. It’s the Premier League, it’s the game. You love it, no? We love it. We are emotional coaches.”

In his opinion, neither of Spurs’ goals should have stood, and while a punishment is likely for both Tuchel and Conte, the former is not entirely pleased that referee Anthony Taylor will get a gig this weekend.

“So good!” he quipped. “I cannot coach but the referee can whistle the next game.”

Again, Conte took umbrage with this, insisting he would “never, never” talk about referees, but once more as we unpack the drama of another wild Premier League ride, the lack of accountability for errors from officials is staggering, and while petitions and the like are excessive reactions, perhaps a more transparent system where mistakes are addressed would help pacify an angry fanbase. Just an idea.

Man Utd given the run around

That Sunday jog will have felt humiliating, so too the sight of United propping up the table, and now expectations are diminishing by the week, while Gary Neville impressively finds ways to keep his monologues fresh despite the monotony of what is unfolding in front of him.

With Arsenal already six points above United, Spurs and Chelsea looking like top-four rivals, and with a host of – arguably 19 – teams playing better than Ten Hag’s side in the top-flight, what is actually realistic for this team? Is top six a distant dream? Are they destined for mid-table mediocrity?

The club may need a change of owners, but with that not forthcoming, the players do need to take responsibility for the results as well, and wouldn’t you just know it, it’s Liverpool next in seven days’ time.

Trouble at PSG

If we had a pound for every time we’ve seen tweets or articles stating ‘You Won’t Believe What Tweet This Footballer Liked’, and then went to check said footballer’s list of likes, and see said tweet nowhere to be seen – we’d maybe have enough for a day’s electricity.

However, on this occasion. It’s there for all to see, or at least it was at the time of writing, Neymar’s most recent liked tweet.

The signs were there, including that training session moment where Neymar ignores Mbappe and waits for Lionel Messi instead, but now it could not be more clear. Trouble is brewing at PSG, and if “Owner Mbappe” gets his way – having reportedly asked the club to sell Neymar – then we may not see two full seasons of this top-quality but fractured front three.

IN THE CHANNELS

Cue another Conte-inspired meme generator.

RETRO CORNER

Yeah, we kinda had to remember this one. Alan Pardew versus Arsene Wenger back in 2006!

COMING UP

The Premier League’s second gameweek wraps up at Anfield tonight, with Liverpool hosting Crystal Palace in the first of two straight Monday Night Football matches for Jurgen Klopp’s side.

Elsewhere, you’ve got three La Liga games, including Atletico Madrid at Getafe, and both Juventus and Napoli in Serie A action later as well.