Holly Madison on ‘hell’ sex with Hugh Hefner: ‘He wouldn’t move’

No one likes chores, but this one is especially dirty.

Former Playboy bunny and “The Girls Next Door” star Holly Madison, 42, revealed that most of the gals in the Mansion felt that having sex with Hugh Hefner was a “chore” they tried to check off “as quickly as possible.”

Madison recently teamed up with fellow ex-playmate Bridget Marquardt, 48, to start a new podcast titled “Girls Next Level” that premiered on Monday.

The two blond bombshells lived with Hefner in the Playboy Mansion during the early 2000s and were often in the spotlight as two of his main girlfriends.

In the first episode of the podcast, Madison speaks candidly about sleeping with the alleged notorious predator, who died at 91 in 2017. 

“None of the females were into it — like, sorry to burst the bubble,” Madison, who dated Hefner from 2001 until 2008, claimed.

“We thought of it as a chore that we had to do or else we’ll get kicked out of the house,” she explained. “And everybody just wanted to make it go by as quickly as possible.”

She also claimed that the famous sexed-up old man would often not move during sex.

“He wouldn’t move. He would be like a bump on the log in the middle of the bed,” Madison described. “I can’t explain to you guys how embarrassing that whole routine was. Especially as we got later down the road when there would be, like, a lot of conflict with the other girls.

“You’re literally sitting there naked having sex in front of a group of people who hate you and talk s–t about you while you’re having sex, and you can hear it. It was just, like, hell.”

Marquardt, who dated Hefner from 2002 until 2009, also shared some behind-the-scenes details of what reportedly went on inside the mogul’s private bedroom.

“I was shocked at how messy it was,” she revealed. “We walked in and it was just a disaster in there. The lights were out, but there were two giant TV screens in there that were playing porn … There’s just so much junk.

“Then you get in [his room], and there’s vibrators all over the bed,” Marquardt went on. “It was just hoarder-style.”

“Imagine thinking you’re this big player and you’re bringing all these girls home, and your room looks like s–t,” Madison chimed in. “It’s like the weird eccentric millionaire version of the guy with the mattress on the floor and a ‘Pulp Fiction’ poster.”

The reality TV star also recounted her upsettling experience of being pressured into an orgy with Hefner and other Playmates.

“I thought I would have a chance to see what was going on, see if I was comfortable with it,” she said. “I just remember feeling so gross and so used. I felt like this girl was being so nice to me and so welcoming, but really I was just another piece of meat for her to throw under him so she looks better.”

Allegations of the traumatizing horrors that went on behind the gates and closed bedroom doors of the Playboy Mansion during the height of its popularity have finally been exposed since the January debut of the 10-part A&E documentary “The Secret Life of Playboy.”