How Taylor Swift’s 2023 Eras tour is ruining weddings

It’s a love story baby just say — reschedule?

Millennial brides across the country are reconsidering their wedding dates and it’s not because of “Midnight Rain” or “Snow on the Beach.”

Taylor Swift recently announced her first stadium tour in five years after releasing her 10th album last month — what a “Mastermind.”

The singer-songwriter broke records and now may be breaking engagements, but don’t worry, there’s no “High Infidelity.” But some Swifties are thinking they “Would’ve, Could’ve, Should’ve” picked a different wedding date.

“I am feeling so sorry for any millennial woman out there who just found out their wedding date is one of these,” said TikTok user @emdoodlesandstuff in a now-viral video showing a list of Swift’s upcoming tour dates.

“Dear Reader,” this is a serious problem for some brides who are now worried about their magical day.

TikToker Maggie @notmaggieg had actually joked about this back in January when she picked her wedding date but little did she know she jinxed herself.

In response to @emdoodlesandstuff’s video, Maggie shared a screenshot of a text exchange she had with her mother on Jan. 6. When she proposed June 2, 9 or 16 as possible wedding dates her mother jokingly responded, “Should I see if Taylor Swift has a conflict with June 2?”

She replied, “Yes, make sure Taylor is free lol What if [she] announces her tour is in Chicago and I have to pick between the 2 lol.”

The next shot is another screenshot of a text chain right before Swift announced the newest tour dates. “Omg tour. What if it’s on your wedding day,” someone asked the bride-to-be. “That question keeps me awake at night,” Maggie texted back.

Swift will be performing at Soldier Field in Chicago on June 2 — it isn’t a “Glitch” but some might call it “Karma“?

Maggie’s video ends with her screaming into a pillow and then using it as a punching bag.

Another one of these unlucky women is Jessica Ingersoll. “Taylor Swift is finally going on tour. But I live in Seattle, and that’s my wedding day,” the millennial bride-to-be said in a TikTok video pointing to July 22, when Swift will perform in her town on her special day.

“Sooo do I cancel my wedding or..??” Ingersoll captioned the video. “Come on. What are the chances of that?” she asks the camera through her tears.

In a follow-up video, casually showing off her “Bejeweled” finger, she explained that the video was just meant to be a funny clip for her friends and that she’s not changing the wedding date. Ingersoll is lucky enough to have already seen several Swift shows and plans to travel to attend this tour, but feels bad for her friends who haven’t seen a show and now might not.

Her comments are filled with women empathizing with her, suggesting that she have her bachelorette trip centered around another Swift concert date or joking that she needs to say a quick “Sweet Nothing” to her fiancé and elope. May we suggest “Paris”?

An ordained minister from Washington was on her “Vigilante Sh–” and even offered to marry Ingersoll and her fiancé at the concert on their wedding date.

“I’m so sorry you have to cancel your wedding,” JenniferLauraLiving joked.

“Do you really neeeeed to get married though,” Lauren Nicole teased.

“All jokes aside this is literally my worst nightmare,” E.r.i.c.a // NOLA wrote.

The conflicting tour dates are even a problem “Bigger Than the Whole Sky” to brides who aren’t in the “Lavender Haze” of Taylor Nation.

Rolling Stone reported that women who previously chose one of the 26 concert dates as their wedding date are sharing their serious concerns and “Questions..?” in private Facebook bridal groups. “Now I’m more concerned about parking and hotels for my guests,” one wrote.

Others who are planning their weddings are worried about managing the “Labyrinth” of possible cancellations or “The Great War” of finding affordable travel for their guests.

Well, “You’re on Your Own, Kid” because although tickets have yet to go on sale, the national tour is sure to sell out and flood cities with women donning “Maroon” dresses, boots and cowboy hats.

She told us she was the problem and really might be the “Anti-Hero”!