‘Love Is Blind’ season four cast zodiac signs fuel finale drama
Love may be blind but the hit reality series is back creating some must-see drama.
Currently streaming on Netflix, “Love Is Blind” is back with season four. Hosted by double Scorpio power couple Nick and Vanessa Lachey, the social experiment blends high stakes and lowly behavior with sensory deprivation to craft deeply compelling television.
Since millennials crave punishment, partnership and publicity (not necessarily in that order) a mess of hopeful Seattle singles rolled the dice on dignity and participated in a blindfolded experiment in intimacy, expectations and dormitory living.
Our romantic hopefuls whiled away the days in gender separated “living quarters;” talking s–t, rocking athleisure apparel stewing in jealousy, drinking booze and waiting for the opportunity to chat with potential love interests in “pods,” sequestered rooms inexplicably outfitted with solo cups and faux fur blankets.
A fist full of marriage proposals later, the binge-inducing, emotional triage of the latest season is coming to a close with five couples in various stages of love, anguish and in between. As we wait with bated breath for the final episodes, we’re taking a look at the zodiac signs of the prominent players to see what the stars reveal about their true natures and likelihood of lasting love. Read on to learn more.
Kwame
Long time Aries bachelor Kwame lamented, “I haven’t found a person who matches my energy yet.” That’s easy to understand when you consider that Aries folk live and love in the proverbial fast lane and keeping up with their energy requires a certain spirited acceleration.
Can we talk about how this dude’s ENTIRE voice and vibe shifted from sweet to aloof motivational speaker when Micah told him she wanted to explore her connections with other people?
Thank the stars above and gods below that this sweet baby angel got a second chance at love with a ride or die like Chels that was willing to move past his lingering feelings for emotional trash monster Micah.
In terms of astrology, an Aries man like Kwame and a Taurus woman like Chelsea are a pairing of classic male and female archetypes, Aries being the bold alpha and Taurus the grounded feminine, making C+K a top notch match. Bless up and love on y’all.
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Zack
Leave it to an instigating Aries to start the season off with a brazen lie about being an exotic dancer only to later leverage said lie to garner support and intimacy from Irina.
Warriors and jesters alike, Aries people are action oriented, justice motivated and almost impossible to embarrass which helps to explain Zach’s love of jiu jitsu and earnest, heavily trolled a capella serenade.
Aries folk often make rash and abjectly bad decisions, a point made clear by Zach initially choosing mean girl Irina over cupcake baking, ick resistant Bliss.
Chelsea
Our girl is full bull and true to her sign, she describes herself as “loyal AF” and proves the point by being the most consistently kind woman in the lion’s den of the women’s quarters.
In terms of the physical body, Taurus rules the throat and apropos of this, Chelsea’s occupation is a Pediatric Speech Language Pathologist who sealed the deal on her love with Kwame with a duet.
Taurus loves creature comforts, good lighting and shameless indulgence and our girl’s Instagram celebrates #roséallday, the joy of matching jammies, golden hour selfies, luxury cars, lumberjack plaid and la dolce vita.
Josh
Gemini is ruled by Mercury, planet of communication, poetry, plotting and trash talking. Bad boy Josh (be still my heart) fulfills the archetype of his sun sign by being a top notch talker.
Gemini is mutable and views right and wrong not as black and white but more of a gradient. Hot take, this dude loves the game not the girl.
This helps explain Josh’s post proposal plea for Jackie to reconsider as this mutable air sign lives for a mic drop and a hail Mary pass.
Marshall
Virgo is ruled by Mercury, the planet that governs communication and Marshall is an apex, class A communicator that isn’t afraid to read a poem aloud or speak his heart clean and true. Bullied by and for his emotionality but still bright eyed and hopeful, Marshall embodies his resilient AF earth sign.
Not for nothing, Virgos have a reputation for being Type A and lord over the sixth house of daily habits and Jackie in a mark of premonitory power named her VACCUM MARSHALL. You can’t make this s–t up folks.
Caretaking is the natural domain of Virgo and Marshall is no exception, beyond his sweetness to Jackie, Marshall became the VIP of my heart when he tenderly covered a broken Zach up with a blanket.
Paul
Libra folk are ruled by Venus, planet of love, beauty, aesthetics and the great outdoors. It’s fitting that nature boy Paul should fall below these stars. A smooth talker with an affable, self-effacing charm, Paul is pure Libra.
This is the sign that professes to want peace and tranquility yet always manages to find themselves adjacent to drama or annexed in a love triangle. Libra peeps also CANNOT handle conflict or hard truths and we see this in Paul’s painful inability to break up with Amber in a kind or succinct fashion.
Bliss
Sweet baby Bliss, the cupcake baking program manager who has that signature, apex Libra, doe eyed, animals landing on her fingertips Disney princess look that makes the people root for her. Libra prefers things pretty and Bliss repeatedly expressed her aversion to “ickiness.”
In terms of compatibility, Bliss and Zach are a pair of opposites attract as Libra sits directly across from Aries on the zodiac wheel. When communication is prioritized, these two cardinal signs really compliment and complete each other.
The insistent energy of Aries is captivating for Libra and the ease that Libra moves through the world and smoothes out the edges of existence is balm to the Aries temper and temperament.
Irina
Born November 15, Irina is am intense, unrelenting Scorpio, and folks, it shows. Asked what advice she would give her future partner, Irina cautioned/promised, “buckle up for the emotional roller coaster of your life.”
Scorpio self-awareness to the max. Zack astutely notes Irina’s “deep heart” and “vicious tendencies,”describing the high and low qualities of this fixed water sign.
Brett
It takes a lot for a Scorpio to open up and be emotionally vulnerable so it’s understandable that Brett would be heated over Tiffany napping through his revelations, in her defense she probably has a Taurus moon.
Scorpios do nothing casually or without conviction and Brett is no exception. He was the first to propose and is always the absolute last to break eye contact. A kind, committal scorpion king, all hail.
Tiffany
Sagittarius folk are typically commitment averse so it tracks that Tiff would rather sleep than listen to someone talk about their feelings. A natural hype woman, Tiffany brings the levity, hilarity and joy to the serious and seriously committal Brett. described his ideal woman as “successful, independent, and fearless,” the holy trinity of the Sag spirit and boxes easily checked by Tiff. Beyond astrology, this is the couple I put the most faith in and have the highest hopes for.
Jackie
Capricorn is all business baby and at first glance, Jackie is no exception. She described herself as being on “the accelerated program” when it came to finding love, a signifier of her sign’s drive to succeed and compulsion to conquer.
Raised by strict, punishing parents who did not encourage vulnerability, Jackie admits, “I came in here stonewalled, hard.” Very, very on brand for a sea goat as these people have a difficult time lowering their guard but ultimately want a sustainable partnership that supports their dreams of world domination.
In terms of elements and modality, earth nurtures earth and mutable softens cardinal and Virgo Marshall is a rock steady, soft hearted ride or die to Cap queen Jackie.
Amber
Big love to sea goat Amber who pulls no punches and suffers no fools, nor Libras. Amber’s response to f–k boi nature bro Paul is the encapsulation of everyone who has ever been dumped, “I don’t like empty platitudes. I’m not going to say good luck or I wish you the best because I don’t feel that…F–k you.” Preach, A, preach. Through a veil of tears this resilient Cap queen promised that she would be fine and we’re rooting for you!
Micah
Pisces people are ruled by Neptune, dream daddy planet of escape and imagination. At their best they use their powers of perception and intuition for the higher callings of creativity and compassion.
As their worst they are nihilistic trash monsters that run from the oceanic depth of their feelings and feign superficiality, make appalling jokes and toy with others as a kind of escape.
We clearly see the latter in the mean girl antics of Micah who is apt to pepper her expressions with “like,” “maybe,”and “Oh my god,” while being reckless with the emotions of others and playing fast, easy and tequila sauced with Kwame.
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