Martha Stewart wants friends to ‘just die’ — so she can date their husbands

The dating world is hard to crack, but Martha Stewart is playing the long game.

In an interview with Chelsea Handler on her podcast “Dear Chelsea,” the 80-year-old domestic diva and the talk show vet chatted about their dating lives — or lack thereof, in Stewart’s case — during which the homemaker revealed her semi-sinister plan for the men she’s attracted to.

“I had two mad crushes in the last month, which is really good for me,” Stewart revealed in the episode.

“But it turns out, you know, one of them is married to the mother of some friends of mine and I just — he’s so attractive.”

“You know, you can’t be a homewrecker,” Handler said.

The entrepreneur clarified she’s not — and never has been — a mistress, but she still aired her frustrations about finding an available man.

“I’ve had the opportunity to be homewrecker and I have not taken anybody up on it,” Stewart said. “And that’s really where — that’s where I meet men. They’re all married to friends of mine or something like that.”

“Well, it’s very difficult because I think there are certain ages we go through where it’s very tempting because you wanna believe that, ‘Oh, maybe this relationship that they’re in is temporary,’” Handler added.

To this, Stewart offered an unusual — and macabre — solution.

“Or maybe they’ll die,” she said with a laugh. “I always think, ‘Oh, gosh, couldn’t that person just die?’”

“The wife?” Handler asked.

“Yeah! Not — not painfully,” Stewart quickly added. “Just die … But it — it hasn’t worked out.”

Stewart also admitted that her last relationship was “a while ago” — but that doesn’t mean she’s thrown the dating towel in altogether.

In 2020, the former model was the talk of the town after posting a sultry selfie from her pool — with users even suggesting she start an OnlyFans account.

Stewart was married to publisher Andrew Stewart for 29 years before they called it quits in 1987 and divorced in 1990.