Meghan Markle, Prince Harry want to drop ‘poor me’ narrative

Poor little rich royals.

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are seemingly dropping their “poor me” attitudes in an effort to rebrand themselves and keep their cash flow from “drying up.”

Writer Jane Moore penned a column for The Sun and noted how many business ventures the Duke and Duchess of Sussex have taken on since leaving the Firm in 2020.

Their entrepreneurial opportunities such as their failed Spotify deal and their $100 million Netflix contract have been helpful in keeping their $14 million Monetcito, Calif. abode afloat.

At first, the couple — who married in 2018 after two years of dating — kept up the narrative that they were “persecuted lovers who fled the wicked royal kingdom in the pursuit of a happier life.”

Moore added that Harry, 39, and the “Suits” alum soon moved onto the story that the Invictus Games founder is “misunderstood” while Markle is the “angelic wife [who] was his rock.”

She went on to claim that the pair have “decided to drop the constant virtue signaling and embrace what we always suspected Meghan craved all along.”

The Post has reached out to the Sussexes for comment.

Additionally, Moore alleged that all Markle wanted was “an A-list celebrity lifestyle funded by lucrative endorsements and favours from billionaires who want to be seen with someone famous.”

Stacy Jones, founder of the L.A.-based marketing agency Hollywood Branded, chimed in and told Moore that the ex-royals’ objective is “circled around ‘poor Meghan and Harry’ and that’s not a platform you can build a brand on.”

The pair are also currently in their “flop era,” according to Rolling Stone magazine.

The former actress and Harry’s string of failed ventures have contributed to their reported decline.

“Part of the issue the Sussexes are currently facing is that they have made their brand about their beef with the royal family. Now, their feud has reached a stalemate and it feels like there isn’t much more to say,” the outlet opined in July.

“The Sussexes are in a difficult position: appetite is waning for content about their rift with the royal institution because digesting it in so many different formats now feels like overkill,” the publication went on.

They pointed out: “But there isn’t much enthusiasm for their other projects, like the ‘Archetypes’ podcast, which aren’t about that.”

Markle’s’ “Archetypes” podcast was not renewed for a second season earlier this year.

The duke and duchess have also had heated tensions with the royals since their exit. They continue to be in an embroiled feud with Harry’s brother, Prince William, his wife, Kate Middleton, and King Charles. Earlier this week, Harry refuted claims that he declined an invitation to dad Charles’ 75th birthday celebrations later this month, instead alleging he never received an invite in the first place.