Where to buy tickes, best prices

Kevin Nealon is on tour and that’s news to us.

The former “Saturday Night Live” Weekend Update anchor has 17 gigs lined up from October through April 2024.

That includes not one, not two, not three, not four but five (!) stand-up comedy shows at Rochester, NY’s Comedy at the Carlson from Nov. 9-11.

And if you’re wondering if the 69-year-old comic and “Weeds” star still has chops, this Instagram clip where he riffs on “what one can do in Springfield, MO” proves that, yeah, he does.

Want to go to a show?

As of now, tickets are available for all upcoming headlining spots on Nealon’s 2023-24 calendar.

Some are quite cheap too.

At the time of publication, we spotted seats going for as low as $22 before fees on Vivid Seats.

To be fair, that price is a bit of an outlier. Other shows typically have tickets starting in the $25 to $200 neighborhood before fees.

Wondering if Nealon is headed to a venue near you?

No need to be subliminal about it, Hans and Franz fans.

We’ve got everything you need to know and more about Kevin Nealon’s stand-up tour below.

All prices listed above are subject to fluctuation.

Kevin Nealon 2023-24 tour schedule

A complete calendar including all tour dates, venues and links to the cheapest tickets for all shows can be found here:

Kevin Nealon tour dates	Ticket prices start at
Oct. 13 at the Improv Comedy Club in Irvine, CA	$25
Oct. 14 at the Improv Comedy Club in Irvine, CA at 7 p.m.	$22
Oct. 14 at the Improv Comedy Club in Irvine, CA at 9:30 p.m.	$35
Oct. 27 at the Stress Factory Comedy Club in Bridgeport, CT at 7 p.m.	$106
Oct. 27 at the Stress Factory Comedy Club in Bridgeport, CT at 9:30 p.m.	$106
Oct. 28 at the Stress Factory Comedy Club in Bridgeport, CT at 7:30 p.m.	$106
Oct. 28 at the Stress Factory Comedy Club in Bridgeport, CT at 9:30 p.m.	$106
Nov. 9 at Comedy at The Carlson in Rochester, NY	$86
Nov. 10 at Comedy at The Carlson in Rochester, NY at 7 p.m.	$86
Nov. 10 at Comedy at The Carlson in Rochester, NY at 9 p.m.	$86
Nov. 11 at Comedy at The Carlson in Rochester, NY at 7 p.m.	$86
Nov. 11 at Comedy at The Carlson in Rochester, NY at 9 p.m.	$86
Dec. 14 at The Comedy and Magic Club in Hermosa Beach, CA	$42
Jan. 27, 2024 at the Sunset Center in Carmel-By-The-Sea, CA	$88
April 4, 2024 at the Kirkland Performance Center in Kirkland, WA	$78
April 5, 2024 at the Egyptian Theatre in Boise, ID	$196
April 6, 2024 at the Colonial Theatre in Idaho Falls, ID	$54

(Note: The New York Post confirmed all above prices at the publication time. All prices are in US dollars, subject to fluctuation and include additional fees at checkout.)

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The lost “Hans and Franz” movie podcast

In 1991, Conan O’Brien and Robert Smigel wrote an absurd, meta screenplay based on Dana Carvey and Kevin Nealon’s recurring “Saturday Night Live” Hans and Franz characters.

In the unproduced film, the lunkheaded bodybuilders would leave their Austrian home and team up with their cousin Arnold Schwarzenegger to help solve the “Girly Man Dilemma.”

Unfortunately, the future California Governor got cold feet after his self-deprecating flick “The Last Action Hero” didn’t perform as well as expected at the box office.

Now, more than 30 years later, fans can finally get a taste of the very funny movie that never was.

Conan O’Brien’s podcast “Conan Needs A Friend” has released a four-part series reading choice excerpts from the script.

You can watch part one of four below.

Upcoming Kevin Nealon projects

This year and next, the comic actor has two movies in the works.

Here’s what we know.

“Inhabitants” doesn’t have any plot details available yet on IMDb. What we do know is that Nealon’s character is named “Denny” and he stars alongside Anna Jacoby-Heron (“Stranger Things”) and Josh Andrés Rivera (“West Side Story”).

Untitled Tommy Johnagin movie tells the story of a a stand-up comic who returns to his home town to raise a family. Along with Johnagin and Nealon, the cast is rounded out by Jane Kaczmarek (“Malcolm in the Middle”) and JoAnna Garcia-Swisher (“Not Another Teen Movie”).

Hiking with Kevin Nealon

For the past six years, Nealon has hosted a YouTube series where he hikes with “some of the most out of shape celebrities (but not all)” actors, comedians and celebrities.

Past guests include Conan O’Brien, Aubrey Plaza, Paul Rudd, Melissa Villaseñor and Colin Jost.

You can find the show here.

“Saturday Night Live” cast members on tour in 2023

If you’ve always wanted to see ‘SNL’ers’ live, this is your year.

Here are just five of our favorite Not Ready For Primetime Players on the road these next few months.

• Adam Sandler

• David Spade

• Steve Martin with Martin Short

• Tina Fey with Amy Poehler

• Jon Lovitz

Want to see if any other sketch players are out and about? Check out our list of all the ‘Saturday Night Live’ cast members on tour in 2023 to find out.